Køb Welcome to Bummertown PC

This is the developers of Think Inside the Box writing a cry for help.
Our beloved game character, an experienced doctor and farming enthusiast, Bedford went missing. He was last seen by a woozy cow at his farm (located in the lovely place of Bummertown), raking dead rats on his porch.
- The red circle marks the spot where Bedford was last seen. Ignore the upside-down bird, it’s not a glitch, only a photographic illusion.
This is what the cow had to say:
"Yeah I saw him, standing there in front of his hut raking something. When all of a sudden the usual glitch* occurred that pushed Bedford's rake out of his hands and into the sky. All I remember after that was Bedford's red face, his barrage of curses, and him walking into the woods."
*We, as the developers of the wonderful Bummertown, do not agree with said statement. There are no glitches in this town.
- The cow that saw it all (not the glitches though, as there are none).
We are searching for brave souls who are willing to go head first into what maybe a dangerous* journey.**
*In reality, it won’t actually impose any danger to the player at all.
**Technically, it’s more of a task than a journey.
If you think you have what it takes to find Bedford, then it’s likely you’ll have to do the following:

• Collect items and use them as needed.
• Talk to imbecilic characters.
• T̶a̶l̶k̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶l̶l̶i̶g̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶s̶.̶
• Solve puzzles.
• Talk to animals.
• Start a bar fight.
• Search for treasure.
• Watch an old lady dance in a bikini.

• Name: Dr. Bedford.
• Weight: 30 kB.
• Height: 28 px.
• Width: 15 px.
• Outline: 2 px.
• Eyes: Black.
• Hair: Balding, has some gray patches on the back of his head.
• Unique signs: Smells like a combination of dirty socks and expired meat.