Køb Chop Chop Inc. PC

Cut, Process, Craft, Distribute

You got fired from Furnox Corp 🖕.
Now you start over with nothing but an axe, a few trees and revenge on your mind (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Chop down trees, turn logs into planks, craft furniture and sell it for profit. Reinvest your money into better tools, new machines and faster production. What begins as manual labor grows into optimized production lines and high value furniture sets that grant bonus payouts.

Unlock new areas, discover new tree types, expand your operation step by step and improve your character with strength and stamina upgrades.

🌳 Cut down trees

Trees of all shapes, sizes, colors and questionable physics.

If it stands upright and looks even remotely choppable, congratulations: It’s firewood now!

🪵 Collect & process resources

Turn raw nature into refined building materials using machines that absolutely should not be left unattended.

• Logs become planks.

• Planks become furniture.

• Furniture becomes profit. 💰

🔨 Craft like a maniac

Create furniture, props and tools, including deeply unnecessary but deeply impressive designs like:

• A wooden PC (Wood has excellent thermal properties... right?)

• A wooden weight bench (Splinters only make you stronger!)

If it exists ... you can probably make it out of wood!

🚚 Distribute

Load up your handcrafted chaos and ship it to the nearby city.

Earn money.
Reach new customers.
Confuse absolutely everyone.

🛒 Buy components

Can't chop it? Can’t craft it?
Buy it!
Use bought components to level up your character or jam them into your creations like a true artisan.

🌱 Start your business!

Begin with nothing but ambition and poor financial decisions.

Build your headquarters and expand into a world packed with secrets, resources and questionable business ethics.

🦆 Meet wacky characters

Meet quirky personalities, help them, befriend them and integrate them into your production chain
... completely voluntarily, of course ...

⚠️ Warning:
The ducks are up to something! 🦆
They know ...
You know they know ...🔪

🪑 Master furniture crafting

Build an ever-growing catalog of furniture using blueprints, rare materials and raw creative chaos.
Minimalism is optional. Overengineering is encouraged.

🏗️ Leave a mark

Upgrade the nearby city to unlock new customers, missions, secrets, and character upgrades.
Urban development has never involved this much ... wood.

💎 Unique trees

• Stone trees

• Metal trees

• Electric trees

Nobody knows why they exist.
Your axe doesn’t care.

Uncover their mysterious origins as you progress ... or just chop first and ask questions later.

💪 Character stats

Improve your character by interacting with the world and using exercise equipment.
Yes, you can bench press your way to better woodworking.
No, we will not explain the science.

⚙️ Powerful upgrades

New machines.
Better axes.
"Smarter" distribution.

Automation that makes your empire run smoother than a freshly sanded plank.

🍲 Cooking

Turn resources into delicious meals that boost your stats.
Because nothing fuels industrial-scale lumber destruction like a hearty stew.